If Your Eye Causes You to Sin

If your hand or foot causes you to sin,
chop them off and cast them away,
for it is better to enter life missing body parts
Then to enter hell with all of them. (Matthew 18:8)

If your eye causes you to sin,
gouge it out and throw it away,
for it is better to live life with one eye
than to enter hell with both. (Matthew 18:9)

If your phone causes you to sin,
break the screen and toss it out,
For it is better to live life without the phone
Than to take it with you to hell.

If your computer causes you to sin,
Yank it from your wall, and throw it away,
For it is better to live life without a screen
Then to enter hell with all of them.

If your iPad causes you to sin,
let your scorned wife break the screen.
For a broken iPad and an angry wife is better
Than hell with intact screens and no wife at all.